Confessions of an addict

So, for those of you who know me well, there are few things in life that get me as fired up as a)the objectification of women and b)woman acting like idiots to encourage the objectification of women. So tell me, why then, this being a wednesday afternoon, am I experiencing this sick and pathetic emptiness within due to the fact that, for the first time in 12 weeks, there will not be a new episode of ANTM this week?...Or for those of you who are less modern day television literate: America's Next Top Model. Normally, right about now, I would be on the website analyzing and determining who I think Tyra, in all her unquestionable wisdom and grace, will deem unworthy to claim the much coveted title tonight. But not this week. There will be no fierce beauty, no fabulous strut, and no fresh personality. Instead, I am making known on a public website my obsession with a show that is unarguably on some pious guy's list of "Top 5 most shallow and brain rotting reality TV shows." There is a good chance I may regret this decision. But you know what I have to say to you, pious guy?!...Joanie totally should have kicked Danielle's butt.